Jul 6, 2013

Will Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux ever get married?

Jenny Aniston and Justin Theroux have been engaged for months and Miss Jenny A. reportedly doesn't have her dress picked out nor is she really into planning her wedding. Fair enough. It's not her first go-around... she did it up big back when she married her first hubster Brad Pitt.

 Maybe she's not all that excited to get the ceremony out of the way?  Fine. However, something doesn't feel right. She has enough dough to hire someone to take care of all the details and also find  a dress for her. What's up with dragging her feet? Maybe she doesn't really want to get married again? We don't know and frankly, we weren't really all that concerned until we heard from a few different sources that Justin Theroux is hung... yes..h-u-n-g.



So now we're like: Jenny, if you throw this man away... trust and believe that someone will  roll up to the curb and swoop him up before you can count, 1-2-3. As you know, in recent years you have had a hard time finding decent men (Remember John Mayer, girl.) and well they don't really make 'em like Brad Pitt circa 1990's anymore. Brad's not even Brad circa 1990's anymore.  So you should just go on ahead and fast-track this wedding and start popping out babies if that's what you want. Time is a wastin' and well... you've had a good run. Maybe you should prioritize your personal life over chasing the movie career dragon for awhile. 

 What do you think?  Do you think Jennifer Aniston s dragging her feet? Is it because she's waiting for the next big movie to come along? Or do you think she just may not want Justin Theroux? Comment below. 

3 comments:

  1. You had me at "he's hung." Size doesn't matter... but for her, a cute actor guy with a big dick wanting to marry her is an offer she shouldn't pass up. It's been a long dry spell for her the most part since Brad...and that John Mayer was a bad move.

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  2. LOL! If she doesn't want him I'll take him!

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  3. Maybe she would be happier with a woman.

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